Monday, December 14, 2009

今天没mood,还找什么"机机",别找了!

我真的受够我隔壁邻居了,什么叫吵?他妈的,大白天start这motor算吵?什么理由? har!你以为你是谁啊,大白天睡什么懒觉啦!har!你没有想过你来我家,要借什么都借给你了,要楼梯,有楼梯,要借门,给你借,你家装修要借用我家的路,弄到我家肮脏脏我们也没吭一声,你们那么有钱了,还tiu 三tiu 四喊穷,来借米借盐借鸡蛋,哪有这种事你问看别人拉 cjb la, 还可以整家人去越南旅行,女儿要用参考书不会去买啊?就连指甲剪全家人都会用到的东西也要借,chao jibai la,去死啦! 今天我忍够了,我不会和你shuak 的,从今天起,看我屌你吗啦

Saturday, September 19, 2009

今天真是爽阿

今天早上八点就起来了,没有被太阳找到辟股的感觉很不爽
看到佳助寄来说要去打羽球的讯息,突然很爽
临时改变地点去古来,更爽
在古来我,佳助,大姐和大姐夫吃了很多点心,超爽
回到家里没事做,比起吃东西更爽
下午,心血来潮想要计划解剖的活动,打从心里的爽
后来想一下,还是不解剖了,心情就好像看鬼片一样爽
晚上和家人去jusco,人很多,感觉很害羞所以自己一个人走,心情顿时爽十倍
回家时,老爸既然不知道ticket还了钱后必须要在二十分钟内出去,结果在exit那里塞住,车子动弹不得,这时感觉就像是玩banjee jump一样爽
我爽到下车,斯了原本还了钱的ticket,到旁边的入口重新按多一张新的ticket后便到autopay station还钱。人很多,我排队等到很爽。
好不容易轮到我了,autopay station既然坏了,等了二十分钟后落空的感觉很爽,
可是我老豆已经等到不爽了,下车,我就看着我老豆骂那个security,感觉很爽
看着那个security无辜的表情,我的心情简直就是像看港剧以样爽。
骂完后,我才到information counter还parking fee。
虽然很paiseh,但是很爽
今天,我的人生就好像经历了别人花了十年才能经历的事情一样,果然是爽阿!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

内心的鬼



每个人,内心中都有一个鬼怪。那也许是霸道鬼,懒惰鬼,爱哭鬼,自私鬼,吝啬鬼,小器鬼,贪心鬼等等等,甚至是虚情假意的讨厌鬼,或是乱发脾气的怪咖!你内心中又住着什么样的鬼怪呢? 其实每个人自己本身都很难察觉自己的错处,总得要有旁人指正。很多自以为是的人,从来不知自己做错,要么大发雷霆,要么自叹自怜,要么说自己从来没犯过错。这种人,内心也许住着自卑鬼,抑或自负鬼,要么是目中无人的傲气鬼。 这个鬼怎么住进来的呢?内心过于急躁,负面,思想悲观,鬼,就住进来了;放不下,妒忌,坦言,不知足,鬼,跑进来了;那一念之差,内心就冒出了无数的鬼。 其实,内心的鬼可以无数,而内心也可以无尘埃,就视自己的思想正负。抛开内心的鬼吧!


“SOMETHING EVIL’S LURKING IN THE DARK…..UNDER THE MOONLIGHT YOU SEE A SIGHT THAT ALMOST STOPS YOUR HEART……YOU TRY TO SCREAM……” HOWEVER, YOU NEED TO OVERCOME IT……

两粒鱼丸

这是一个非常感人肺腑,又令人啼笑皆非的家庭暴力事件。
话说在北干那那有一户非常节俭的人家住着一对夫妇和五个孩子。父亲为了培训孩子节俭及不浪费食物的美德,限定每一个人的每一餐里都有两粒鱼丸。就这样十粒鱼丸就平均的分配给了他的五个孩子。好景不长,有一天小儿子的鱼丸不见了。父亲大发雷霆誓言找出偷吃鱼丸的真凶,接着把其余四位孩子都叫了出来。父亲就问道:“谁偷吃鱼丸?”四位孩子都异口同声地说没有。听了这句话父亲就更加的气了便大声说到:“老大,你偷吃了对吗?看你爸爸怎么收拾你”接着就拿起大藤条向大儿子抽打。大儿子一边跑一边说道:“作模你打我,我没偷吃阿!”老爸说道:“你死到临头还嘴硬?看我不收拾你?!”又开始抽打大儿子。“你到底说不说你偷吃了鱼丸?”父亲喊道。这是老大已经跑到房子的另一端,眼里含着泪光的说道:“我都没偷吃你要我怎么承认?”,父亲这是气喘熏熏的说道:“你讲你偷吃了那两粒鱼丸,那我就不会打你了咯!” @#$%%#$#@#%!@

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Meaning of Life




On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'
The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'
But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Picked from Grace's mail.

Life has now been explained to you. It's seemed simple but accompany with a great meaning. But how many people will actually think of it?How many ten years will left behind you starting from now? Never cry for too late, just afraid that have you never start..No use crying over the split milk...

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

唐山仔性无能?



唐山仔性无能


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给有需要的人,哈哈……
地址:不详
地点:大学城
千万别误会,我不需要……

The little Imperfection that makes your life Perfect...

This is what happened in the funeral...
MC: Mrs Lim, do you have something to talk about to your late?
Mrs: Yes, tq. Today.... I would not like to talk about my husband's good since it's enough for you guys to talk about yet, i would like to talk about what happened on the bed...(hahaha, the public laughing) Do you guys know what exactly the sounds of exhaust of the car when u starting it in the morning? ''ghooorrrrrrrrrzzzzzz, ghooorrrrrzzzzzz''. It's what i used to hear everynight on the bed since i 1st married him. Sometimes even terrible, he would likely wake himself up and said "what's going on ?" then I'll said "It's just the dog barking, dear, go sleep my dear".
But, as his illness getting serious and serious, the snoring sounds indicated to me that my David is still alive...
Now...the snoring sound will no long accompany to the whole night sleep... Even though everyone has the bad habbits. But think it back, because of this little imperfection,that makes your life Perfect... I hope my children will always bear in mind that your daddy is always be with you....